Curse

wsmcasey · Oct 10, 2005, 04:29 PM // 16:29

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ~Dave Barry

Storm Crow · Oct 10, 2005, 04:38 PM // 16:38

You are only young once.......

because thats all society can stand

wsmcasey · Oct 10, 2005, 04:41 PM // 16:41

Youth is wasted on the young.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Mistress Develion · Oct 10, 2005, 04:46 PM // 16:46

Its better to reign in hell than serve in heaven .. but what if you could do both- Temptation Demon

Xue Yi Liang · Oct 10, 2005, 04:47 PM // 16:47

Once I went to a general store. They wouldn't sell me anything specific.

wsmcasey · Oct 10, 2005, 04:56 PM // 16:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mistress Develion

Its better to reign in hell than serve in heaven .. but what if you could do both- Temptation Demon

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

Doooom · Oct 10, 2005, 04:58 PM // 16:58

Whoa. -Keanu Reeves

Robopirate · Oct 10, 2005, 05:09 PM // 17:09

God is dead

The christian resolution to see the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad

The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others

-Friedrich Nieztsche

wsmcasey · Oct 10, 2005, 05:10 PM // 17:10

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Robopirate · Oct 10, 2005, 05:17 PM // 17:17

Its not a ripoff, it's an improvement
-me

wsmcasey · Oct 10, 2005, 05:18 PM // 17:18

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Xue Yi Liang · Oct 10, 2005, 05:21 PM // 17:21

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

This may not be the best of all worlds, but it is certainly the most expensive.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.
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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God - I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

I can't listen to too much Wagner. I start getting this urge to conquer Poland.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
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I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

The Purple Pants Guy · Oct 10, 2005, 05:24 PM // 17:24

"A mouse came and stole 5 pounds of hay from my shed."
"Why did you have hay in your shed?"
"For my imaginary horse."

wsmcasey · Oct 10, 2005, 05:27 PM // 17:27

Dr. Seuss' lost tongue twister

See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line.

Doooom · Oct 10, 2005, 05:30 PM // 17:30

God is dead. -Nietzche
Nietzche is dead. -God

wsmcasey · Oct 10, 2005, 05:41 PM // 17:41

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

TheEPIC · Oct 10, 2005, 07:26 PM // 19:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doooom

God is dead. -Nietzche
Nietzche is dead. -God

Lol!
And along the same lines as that:

"Right now, even Darwin believes." -Bumper Sticker

EchoSex · Oct 10, 2005, 07:27 PM // 19:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang

"Gort! Klatu barata nikto!"

"Soylent Green is people!"

"There's a MAN on the wing!"

"Don't get on the ship. The book, To Serve Man, IT'S A COOKBOOK!"

*applause* Here, here! VERY good qoutes. Evil Dead, Soylent Green, Twilight Zone.. Good stuff.

Xue Yi Liang · Oct 10, 2005, 07:32 PM // 19:32

I saw this on a bumper sticker. I didn't agree with the message but it was still quite clever:

"Kuwaitus Interruptus - Let's pull out before it's too late."

TheEPIC · Oct 10, 2005, 07:35 PM // 19:35

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college." - Lewis Black